I was walking to the bus stop after work last night when I saw a guy taking his parrot for a walk - as you do. It was sitting on his shoulder and he (the man) was also carrying one of those small hairless chihuahuas.

He said he was getting the parrot used to cars and people.

Why?

I seem to be moving further into the realms of weirdness.

The sponsored link at the top of my Gmail inbox says "boys wearing tampons". Clicking on it leads to a webpage which says they haven't found a match for "boys wearing tampons" but that they have a match for "tampons" - comfort tampons - wet comfort tampons!

I realise that these links are supposed to be set off by something relating to it within your inbox but I have no idea what that could possibly be.